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Especially the ones with a cat living in the house. Remarkable, that.

Hmmmm, I have a cat.

Hmmmm I have a carpet scrubber that does not smell of cat urine.

Hmmmm, I have no ferns, so no smell there either.

And the litter box is outside, so not any real smell there. (OK, if you stick your head in the sand, your gonna smell cat pee)

I can only assume you guys have some really bad cats.

It's it morally wrong to bury the cat in the large plant pot outside that it keeps pooping in?
Make sure the cat poop is not protected by state or federal law.
Contact your local representative.....
...and hire a wealthy corporate lawyer.
I'm wondering if I've stepped into a cartoon world here.

Yes Ubu. I think you bave.


Felix Catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadroped, carnivorous by nature.
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.
I find myself intrigued by your sub-vocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predelection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.
A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents:
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance;
And when not being utilitized to aid in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.
Oh Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.
         An Ode to Spot  by Lt. Cmdr Data to his cat
way cool, funes.

Thumps up for that one Funes!





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