Newt Gingrich was taking a private tour of the St. Louis zoo when an out-of-control penguin bit him on the finger:
Makes you wonder if the bird was left-winged.
I thought he was coming home from a office party.
Allot of you people need a lecture.
I can see you thru my computer.
A lecture on what????
And....do you aspire to handle the lecture???
I'll do the lecture and then I can find out who is deaf.
The title would be, home many laws can you break in one day then cry about life's outcome.
I haven't broken any laws, so go talk to someone else.
That's all well and good, but did you hear?
NEWT GINGRICH GOT BITTEN BY A PENGUIN!!
How many people have that claim to fame?
How many people even get the cahnce to be bitten by a penguin?
Now that's the way to treat a good friend.
Help him learn how to swim.
Quit being a puss in life.