MY FAIR PROSTATE

[Mark Joel Lane]

 

In the tune of " I Could Have Danced All Night"

 

 

I could have peed all night

or block the urge and fight.

I chose to stay in bed.

I've totally stained my sheets

worse than a jar of beets

and now I'm soaked instead.

 

I've got my wife all agitated

and my pajamas reek of pee.

I should have gotten up

and used a urine cup

instead of saturating me.

 

It should have been my goal

to use the toilet bowl.

Don't come near my bedroom.

Ammonia fills the air.

It's more than I can bear.

I'd rather breathe perfume.

 

I hope my wife will do my laundry.

I know my sheets might not get white.

Now when I have to go

I won't resist the flow,

and I will Pee Pee Pee All Night !!!

[funesthememorious]

Adenitis means glands are inflamed
And there's swelling from causes unnamed.
When it happens to me
With my prostate, I pee
In Morse code and am, frankly, ashamed.

~Chris Doyle