Finish the Sentence Game #2

[Tabitha]

Not sure what happened to #1 but no matter.

Please finish this partial sentence and then begin a new thread with your original teaser.

TBD seems especially

[BethD]

failure to appear in court for crank cat calls, cat napping and hoarding a bunch of catapults.

He used the catapaults to launch cataclysmic.....

[TeeBubbaDee]

cat nip with catastrophic results. This resulted in...

[BethD]

[BethD]

this  kitten and many others having a catnip stoned apperance

and they all wanted to go cat crazy listening to the Grateful Dead.

Dr. Oz and Dr. Drew diagnosed the situation and decided to...

[TeeBubbaDee]

do a CAT scan so they could see if the damage was permanent. Unfortunately the CAT scanner malfunctioned, and all they got was...

[BethD]

a big bill and started to go through cat nip withdrawels.

Drooling and sloppering, spitting up hair balls

Dr OJ prescribed a homecooked  meal of Mallard duck if they could....

[TeeBubbaDee]

just figure out how to make them taste like...

[BethD]

Fancy feast.

To  the rescue on cooking /eating came a goat named Native Dancer he said to....

[TeeBubbaDee]

leave the ducks to him. He planned on plucking them and then roasting them over a hot bed of...

[BethD]

cow dung.

The dogs thought it was a god idea but the cats...

[TeeBubbaDee]

decided they wanted Duck Soup. That's when the Marx Brothers

showed up and started  the duck plucking. Mrs. Pennypacker planned on saving the feathers to make...

[BethD]

a soft pillow to rest her head on.

Then in marched Emeril and demanded the feathers for..