If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When cheese gets its picture taken, does it say 'me'?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
....continue with your own
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
good one TBub
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?...shouldn't it be the opposite way?
If the sky is the limit, then what is space?
If you dig a hole in the wrong place why can't you move it to the right one?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Can illiterate digest alphabet soup?
lol @ TBub...good one.
If time can fly, when does it go to sleep?
If God thought that nudity was okay, we would have been born naked.
If Jimmy cracks corn, and no one ares, why is there a song about it?