If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When cheese gets its picture taken, does it say 'me'?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
....continue with your own
This one got Larry in hot water when he first joined the original TDD.
Are orphans children allowed to eat in family restaurants?
Don't blame me, blame Larry!!!
Do orphan's parents eat in family restaurants?
Has anyone ever met a dingo they did not like?
What we learn after we know it all is what counts. UNK
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the other's here for?
The others are here to help each other and us! :-)
How do you throw away a garbage can?
I tried to recycle a recycle bin once Slim. I already had 2, and the wind delivered another one morning. I asked neighbors, and nobody said they had one missing. I put it out on recycle day with a cardboard sign on it saying it wasn't mine, and wanted it to be recycled. They guy took the cardboard sign, and left the bin. It wouldn't fit in my trash can so I took an ax to it and put it in the trash.
If I lend you a hand, when do you plan to give it back? lol
When you finish digging post holes.