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Researchers have finally established what they claim is the very funniest joke in the world and, no, it isn't the one about cutting the dog's nose off.

Here it is:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

Have you stopped laughing yet?

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http://articles.cnn.com/2002-10-03/tech/joke.funniest_1_jokes-humou...

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African logic: no edgewise to get!
An African was asleep in the Sun under a banana tree, when an American came over.
' Hey ', called the American, ' you must not work: Time is money!! '
' What should I do "says the other.
"Well the banana picking and selling. '
' Why sell? I can also give away them anyway, if there are too many. '
' Are you crazy ', says the American. ' You must Sell, make money. '
' What should I with that money ', asks the African.
' Land buy, even more banana trees herbs ...
And even more so and sell deserve more money '.
' What do I with all that "more money"? '
' Cool cells build ', says the American, ' to bananas, to preserve and to sell them at the best prices. You'll earn even more, then you can hire workers, who do all the work for you, and still buy more land and more bananas grow ... And therefore still earn more! '
' And then? ' Asks the African.
' Then you become rich, millionaire! '
' And then? '
' Then you become multi millionaire! '
' And then? '
' Then you're really rich, so rich that you can ' retire.
' Retire, what is that? ", asks the African.
' Yes that is ' blessed ', says the American, do nothing. Laze in the shade of the tree, and especially satisfied. ..! '
"And, what is the difference with now? ', the murmurs African and closes with a satisfied smile on his face the eyes .... (Translated by Bing)

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

What's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

He says,"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

She replies,"I can't see my ass coming into work today."

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