I am so lonely without you... I'm all they way up here in Canada and can't get to where you are.... my dog is sick, my kids are in jail and my great auntie needs a triple bypass. Please... send money soon so that I can come and visit you...
P.O. Box 69
Hanover, Ontario... by way of Nigeria
(damn... maybe he won't remember that us Canadians have universal health coverage...)
Please Gary... please help my dog... oh... and my aunt too... if you have time.
Endlessly luvin' you...
Shhhhhh. Sandy. His eyesight may not be too good.
SandraDee1 said:LOL Wendy, nice try.
My deerest sweety Gary, I have fall upon your profile by mistake but then I saw for you what a sweety and lover person you are and I must need to contact you most immediately. I seen by your most beautiful smile in your photo that you are a man of most lovely heart and your manly strongness is much looking. I am finding myself trapped in a very bad place and I am begging of your strong heart to save me. My village of Houston is been invaded by the Bushman tribe and I will much love to see your beautiful home. Sadly I do not possess the money to travel at this exact time because sadly all of my funds are taken by the family of my ex-husband and he is not a beautiful heart person as you are. But if you can please help me then my family can repay you 10 times more when they know of my safety. I am not to call them from here because my enemy have stolen my telephone and my family not have internet like your smart manly person possess.