Walking Naked

[z100]

WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY
Don't forget to mark your calendars.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide. So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American women (Candian's too) are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.  
 
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.
 
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
 
                                          God bless America ! 
 

[larry kremis]

I like the way you think z100.

You don't scare me Ms. Farquar. I will remain in my lawn chair, beer in hand. I'm a veteran you know?

[CWO3ROBBIE]

And we veterans often have things in hand.

[kainsworth]

Unfortunately, I know lots of Muslims who are not terrorists, so I'll pass.

[DannyO]

I don't like how you equate Muslims with terrorists.

[d's girl]

I'm with kainsworth & DannyO.
I'm supposing you meant to be funny, but this kind of "humor" does so much damage. I feel ashamed that other Americans consider this funny, patriotic, or worse- accurate.
I am an American, a person of faith, a practicing Christian, relatively bright & articulate and, I hope, a person who holds love above all. I respect people of any religious faith, or of none. I am heartbroken at the prejudice that has grown within many non-Muslim Americans toward Muslims since the terrorist attacks of 2001. I hope that we can look at threads like this & nurture love within instead of getting on the hate bandwagon as our response.

[Chez moi]

Thank you, d's girl.

[CraigD]

My diversity ended when the Twin Towers fell. That was premeditated murder and I for one will never forget that day. We were diverse in letting them train to fly here and look at the outcome. I know not all, but can you tell me who is and who isn't?

[d's girl]

Can you tell us the same of white, "Christian" Americans? I'm afraid not. There's Timothy McVeigh, Terry Nichols, David Koresh, Jim Jones, Eric Rudolph, countless KKK members.... among others.

The terrorist attacks in the U.S. on 9/11/01 are no more about the Islam faith than the Oklahoma bombing is about American Christianity.

[larry kremis]

I disagree d's, 9/11 is about the true Islam faith, those who believe in the teachings of Muhammed, believe it's their duty to convert all to Islam or destroy those who refuse. Holy war. I feel bad for good people who are Muslims.

[d's girl]

Larry, I respectfully agree to disagree with you.

[CraigD]

As I do with you. Sure homegrown wackadoo's abound, but why deal with the known threat in a congenial manner. Does that make any sense to you?

[CraigD]

JUST A PEEK AT YOUR POETRY! IN GOD WE TRUST, NO MENTION OF MUHHAMAD