Cards

[imaginethat]

What's the weirdest message you have written on a card?

[LoveLife&Laughter]

I made up a bunch of business cards on my computer to pass out to inconsiderate drivers who parked over the line, in handicapped, etc.

JESUS LOVES YOU

Every one else thinks you're an asshole.

I once dropped one in the cup on the 18th green after we finished and were leaving, for the jerks behind us. They kept hitting up into us too close.

[imaginethat]

I usually don't write weird cards, they are all full of niceness and fluff. Maybe that's weird, I dunno. I like funny cards. Once I got someone a Christmas card with an out house and Rudolph on it saying "Dammit Rudolph, I said Schmidt House, not S*** House"....that was a while back though...lol 

I like those talking cards from American Greetings that you can send online. I have made some pretty funny cards that way.

[flippr 2.0]

[CaliforniaNow]

On the most recent birthday card to a good friend, I wrote, "Just be thankful you're not lying on your back with a fresh episiotomy!"  There's always something to be thankful for.