POTTY TALK

[Jaylee53]

Rules of the Loo.

Boys v/s girls.

Is there an unspoken rule of behavior in the restroom?  Do you chatter to anyone who happens to be there with you? 

Do you NEVER look to the side...?

Do you willingly pass the paper if asked?

Do you always wash?

Just curious...wondering what really goes on .....

 

Room with a viewMostly what us girls get.

 

 

MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL:

[Stir Young]

Look straight ahead, don't speak, complete your business, wash hands and leave.

 

Unless you were so loaded that you accidently walked in the opposite sex's facilities, as I once did many years ago on Clearwater Beach.  In this case scenario, I would suggest getting your butt outta there quickly, and don't chit chat or offer any drunken apologies.

[Stir Young]

I might add, don't shake it more than a couple times when you finish, unless you're in there alone.

[Bob Stepp]

You can shake it,

You can flop it,

You can beat it against the wall,

But put it back in your britches,

and that last drop will fall.

[Jaylee53]

OMG....TMI!

[Stir Young]

Yup, occupational hazard of guyhood.

[Bob Stepp]

Guy rules..

at the urinal....

Look straight ahead

Never look down

Never look to the side

Don't talk

 

[Jaylee53]

I have to say I will talk to anything that moves. 

"What's that lipstick?  Nice hairstyle.  Pretty sweater."

But there are times it's all about business...get in...get out.

But I ALWAYS wash and use my forearm to  turn off the faucet and open the  door.

Why is it I'm coming down with a sore throat and stuffy nose?   Could it be those nasty keyboards and mice?

[Bob Stepp]

Probably so....along with the air you breathe.

[P.A.]

Or the lack of resistance from being too clean.

[Quinn]

I hate public restrooms.

In and out as quickly as possible. Most definitely no conversation.

I especially hate the women's room's with attendants. I can get my own paper towel, thank you very much!

[Jaylee53]

I never carry cash...for the tip. Everybody has a job to do.  I've been in some very swanky potties in my day...made me too nervous to pe.....!

[Bob Stepp]

I've been some not so swanky potties that I was afraid to pee in.....