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I decided California. It feels like 108 to me. ;-)
who decides? it may feel like 78 to me.
High today of 91, but "feels like" is supposed to be 108!
An elderly couple had the same doctor. After recent physicals, the doctor told them both that their physical health was excellent, but their memory wasn't what it used to be, and he suggested they begin writing stuff down.
One day the wife asked the husband to please get her some ice cream from the kitchen. He started into the kitchen and she asked: "Don't you think you should write it down?" He said no, that he could remember ice cream. She said: "I want strawberries on it, better write it down." No, I can remember ice cream and strawberries. She said: "I also want whipped cream on it." He said okay, no problem, I can remember ice cream, strawberries and whipped cream.
He was in the kitchen for about 20 minutes and finally returned and handed her a plate of eggs and bacon. She asked:" Where's the toast?"
You know you are old when you fall down, and wonder what else you can do while you are down there.
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