TBD on Ning

I have roamed all the way back to page 6 of the discussions. All Right!!! I admit that I kept getting distracted by all the goings on, both witty and serious, while I was gone. It took me a while to catch up. But I couldn't find my favorite discussion. "Random Thoughts". Finely on a random chance, I looked in the Games Dept. There it is. I don't understand. Who thought "Random Thoughts" should be in the games group? It's not fair. When I play games I have to concentrate. How can my ADD brain concentrate on a game, knowing that Random Thoughts is within a key stroke. I think all us random thinkers should rebel. If we can stay on subject long enough. Actually, I guess organized random thinking is an oxymoron.


Where do you think Random Thoughts should be?

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yes, TeeBub, it's definitely a guy thing.

sigh... I don't WANT an elevated bath mat! ;-p
I'm sitting in Smithburg, WV in my jeep behind the resturant/service station. I can get a Verizon signal here. I was camping way over on the WV/VA border this weekend. At Trout Pond Campground. Near Lost River, WV. Didn't take the RV. Slept in a tent. I now know that I'm old. Tent camping is no longer my thing.

Hey, I took my guy to Yeah! Burger Friday night for his birthday. It was great, as usual.

Regarding the tent camping - I'm old, too, but the tent thing... the closest I've ever come to a tent was visiting some friends one afternoon who were staying in an RV at a campground - when I was about 16 years old. hahaha. My idea of roughing it is a hotel room w/out wifi. ;-p
Ahhh, But! Going tent camping always makes the little niceties at home feel so much better. Like a bed that stays inflated. Water that you don't have to carry. Food that you can microwave. Not having to get in line to shower, or clean your teeth. You know, the little things.
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got
their tent all set up, they fell sound asleep. Some hours later, the Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend and says, "Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" asked The Lone Ranger. Tonto ponders for a minute, then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What it tell you, Kemo Sabi?" The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then says, "Tonto, you dumb ass, someone has stolen our tent.
Too funny darroll!!!! I gotta remember that one.
Let's start a joke thread!?
Okay. How about this one.
George Washington was sitting outside his tent at Valley Forge eating breakfast one morning during the Revolution.
General Arnold, before he became a traitor, rode up on his horse and said "What's for breakfast General?"
To which Washington replied, "Eggs Benedict"
Blind Man in Lesbian Bar:

A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.

After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender,

"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's fair - given
that you are blind - that you know five things:

#1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.

#2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.

#3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black
belt in karate.

#4 -The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional

weight lifter.

#5 -The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional

Now think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell

that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and

declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times"
I have good news! I don't know how long it will take, but Ning is finally talking about installing a 'like' or kudos function. None too soon, eh?

Now, since we're sitting around telling jokes, I'll share one a friend just sent:

Up in heaven, a guy hails Jesus. What's your name? says Jesus. Joseph. And how can I help you?. I'm looking for my son. How would I recognise him? He has holes in his wrists and feet. Jesus bursts into tears, hugs him and cries 'Dad!'. And Joseph hugs him back and cries, 'Pinocchio!'

Thanks everybody!

During a Papal audience, a businessman approached the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of the Lord's prayer from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken" and KFC will donate 10 million dollars to Catholic charities.
The Pope shook his head and said no to the offer.
Two weeks later the businessman approached the Pope again, this time with a 50 million dollar offer.
Again the Pope declined.
A month later the man offered 100 million dollars, and this time the Pope accepted.
At a meeting of the Cardinals, the Pope announced his decision.
"I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have 100 million dollars for charities. The bad news is, we lost the Wonder Bread account."




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