Random Thoughts

[larry kremis]

I couldn't find it. Let's do it again.

[BethD]

I wish there was a blizzard so I couldn't go to work.

[funesthememorious]

Opporknockity only tunes once.

[larry kremis]

So I asked her: "Why don't you blink during foreplay?"

She said: "I don't have time."

[Ubu]

How can you tell when Grape Nuts are stale?

[CWO3ROBBIE]

Personally, I always wonder about the first person to eat a raw oyster? Actually, I wonder even more about all the people that followed the first persons lead.
Have you ever noticed that most things identified as consumable aphrodisiacs would never be eaten for any other purpose?

[HAVE_A_HEART]

If the aphrodisiacs doesn't have any effects on a person--does that incline that person is really a prude?

[KarenSme]

2 things:
I wonder when Oscar Meyer decided "Let's cram that liver into tubes and call it liver sausage."

And:
I just had a home-made pork tostada with a bunch of sour cream and salsa. It was good. Made it here. In the kitchen. Ate it partly over the counter and here, next to the Type&Chat.

[KarenSme]

No. No avacado to smash.

[larry kremis]

I'm envious of the person who decided to bottle water and sell it. Who'd a thunk it?

[nina M]

you still have chance to bottle air and patent it !!

[larry kremis]

We're too late to bottle air nina, somebody already thought of it: "self contained underwater breathing apparatus" SCUBA

[CWO3ROBBIE]

You can also get it in little cans and use it to clean your keyboard. Gets all those cookie crumbs right out of the little crevices. Little seeds out of the keyboards of some posters.