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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. I am a master procrastinator, however, and I always managed to have something else to take care first: the car, finishing up something on the computer, playing guitar - something that was always more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.

I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

Moral to this story:

Marriage is a relationship in
which one person is always right,
and the other is the husband.

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Comment by John Dalhouse on July 19, 2009 at 12:38pm
guess you got a riding lawnmower?!
might as well be comfy (and your wife can help)!
she does drive?!
Comment by Lily Roth on July 16, 2009 at 12:24am
I like the way you think I want a hubby just like you! Do you have a single brother? A bachelor uncle? Is your Dad available???.....lol



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