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Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for
Peanuts anyway.

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if
He tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries,
Tax his tears.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Til he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him 'til
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod
In which he's laid.

Put these words
upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me
To my doom".

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It's time to apply
The inheritance tax.


Accounts Receivable Tax

Building Permit Tax

CDL license Tax

Cigarette Tax

Corporate Income Tax

Dog License Tax

Excise Taxes

Federal Income Tax

Federal Unemployment Tax

Fishing License Tax

Food License Tax

Fuel Permit Tax

Gasoline Tax (currently 44.75 cents per gallon)

Gross Receipts Tax

Hunting License Tax

Inheritance Tax

Inventory Tax

IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties,
(tax on top of tax)

Liquor Tax

Luxury Taxes

Marriage License Tax

Medicare Tax

Personal Property Tax

Property Tax

Real Estate Tax

Service Charge Tax

Social Security Tax

Road Usage Tax

Sales Tax

Recreational Vehicle Tax

School Tax

State Income Tax

State Unemployment Tax

Telephone Federal Excise Tax

Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax

Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes

Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax

Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax

Telephone State and Local Tax

Telephone Usage Charge Tax

Utility Taxes

Vehicle License Registration Tax

Vehicle Sales Tax

Watercraft Registration Tax

Well Permit Tax

Workers Compensation Tax

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Comment by OCNaturalDoc on August 23, 2009 at 1:26pm
.....yeah...*she said sheepishly* i'm still at it.

i can't even stand preparing them for someone else to do! all these little pieces of paper, categories and nit-picky crap.....and it's all freakin' NUMBERS!! and then, all that f-ing around with the calculator! grrrrrrrrrrrr......

you should be canonized one day, sg. i don't know how you do it.
god love ya.
Comment by stillgoing on August 23, 2009 at 12:28pm
Still working on your taxes, huh?
Comment by John Turberville on August 23, 2009 at 10:58am
And, if you are from CA as I am, you KNOW about taxes.



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