Here's the headline in my local newspaper:
Reenactors Set to recreate the burning of Norwalk.
Here we go again. My city was apparently the site of a minor battle during the Revolutionary War where British soldiers burnt a bunch of buildings. This weekend a group of history reenactors will recreate the battle.
I've had enough of these people. What's the matter the paint ball facility all booked up this weekend? Is the Patriot all sold out at Blockbuster? All they're going to do is set fire to a few pieces of cardboard using Zippo lighters and hold an 18th century church service afterward - in a church built in the 20th century. If they really want to reenact history then why leave out the fun stuff like raping and pillaging? What's the point of role-playing if there isn't some sex involved?
You're all really annoying and I wish you would use live ammo.