DRY WATER

[Mark Joel Lane]

 

Are you thirsty? Try my DRY water. Yes. Dry water. This is not the powdered water you might have read about in science journals that is ninety-five percent water surrounded by a silica coating which prevents water droplets from forming a liquid. I have created a 100% dry water. By using an electro magnetic current in a high pressured vacuum, I have actually rearranged the hydrogen and oxygen atoms by my patented process called hydrolyolphizionization. The molecules behave totally different than water you find in nature or in your toilet bowl.

Dry water has no mass,no weight, no measurable dimensions. You can't taste it or touch it. YES..my college organic chemistry professor was skeptical too at first. But the proof is in the pudding or jell-o. Dry water. Just imagine getting baptized without getting wet. What a splash that will make among church officials.! Walk on water? No problem. However.Holy water might prove to be a problem especially when performing exorcisms.

There are a couple of other caveats I must mention regarding dry water. It doesn't work well with sprinklers or irrigation systems in the Negev Desert. It doesn't go well with Kool-Aid or Tang. Don't use it to put out campfires. But dry water is fantastic to use with your K-cups or Keurig coffee machine. Another plus: Your water bill will become obsolete . YES. DRY water. Catch the wave.

[Mark Joel Lane]

I suppose so..might make toilet paper stocks plunge.!!!