OK FOLKS. Here's your chance to experience a new kind of flying with TRUAC.(Trans Robotic Universal Aircraft Corporation). This is not a drone aircraft. This is a totally robotic aircraft. There are no pilots. There are no nasty stewardesses who talk to you like you're in kindergarten. There is no crew. Period. The only people aboard the plane are passengers.
The combined engineering of BAE Aerospace Industries and Lockheed Martin Corporation have insured a pleasant safe flight starting in January of 2013. Initial TRUAC flights will be shuttle trips between places like New York and Boston or Washington D.C. Overseas flights will begin in April when dancing in the aisles will be allowed.
A control tower will be in constant communication with your robotic piloting. Weather is never a factor or collisions with birds. There is even a doctor who can be reached by a seat phone if a passenger feels sick with sky skype. Pre selected food and beverages will be available from under your seat once your plane is airborne. Perhaps the biggest safety advantage of TRUAC is there is absolutely positively no possibility of a hijacking. Just think of that as you fly the robotic skies. Personally, I feel that members of Congress should be the first to fly TRUAC to iron out any kinks and in the remote chance there is an aeronautic disaster. I don't know about you, but I've already booked my first flight with TRUAC this coming March. I hope to see you aboard.
