OSCARS WILD ABOUT FISH

[Mark Joel Lane]

     I was shopping in my local supermarket for cans of tuna fish today when a bright silver packaged item caught my attention: Oscars Natural Smoked Wild Peppered Lemon Kipper Snacks. Now, I don't know about you,but I like my kipper snacks just the way they are. I don't want them smoked or peppered or with added oxidants or artificial ingredients so the label can read New and Improved. What can be more natural than sinking your teeth into an oily greasy fatty kipper snack? So Oscar,go ahead and smoke and pepper and do whatever the heck you want, but LEAVE MY KIPPER SNACKS ALONE. !!

[Snagg]

Right, we all forgot - You're the only customer on the planet. EVERYTHING should be only the way YOU like it.

 

So sorry - It won't happen again. Or at least not for 30 seconds or so.

[Julia A Knaake]

I never cared for kippers but I do like sardines with oil on soda crackers and oh yes we do like smoked oysters

you have to love the smoky taste or hate it .... individual tastes make the world an interesting place

[Trish]

We ate sardine and onion sandwiches when I was a kid. They were good.

[Mark Joel Lane]

Sorry for your taste buds.LOL

[Ladysilverbird]

I'm a big fan of  smoked oysters---don't much care for the others

[LoveLife&Laughter]

My Koi eat cats ...