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While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits.
It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit,
so I sought my husband's advice. 'What do you think?' I asked.. 'Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?'
'Better get a bikini,' he replied. 'You'd never get it all in one.'
He's still in intensive care.
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The graveside service just barely finished, when there was massive clap of thunder,
followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance.
The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, 'Well, she's there.
It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit,
so I sought my husband's advice. 'What do you think?' I asked.. 'Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?'
'Better get a bikini,' he replied. 'You'd never get it all in one.'
He's still in intensive care.
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The graveside service just barely finished, when there was massive clap of thunder,
followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance.
The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, 'Well, she's there.
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Permalink Reply by Yoodle on
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Actually, I was AT a graveside service when the thunder, lightning and downpour rolled in. It was sorta spooky--a devout Christian woman with a home here on earth that needed plumbing and lotsa cleanup (like dumptrucks to take away the loads of newspapers, catfood tins, stacks of egg cartons and styrofoam meat trays).
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