It was another PAY DAY and I was tired of MR.
GOODBAR. Then I saw Miss HERSEY throwing me
KISSES on the corner of CLARK and 5TH AVENUE.
In no time I pulled out my WHOOPERS and began
feeling her MOUNDS with my BUTTERFINGERS.
"Hey, how'd you like to CRUNCH on my TOOTSIE
ROLL?" I asked. Well, she did, and it felt like pure
ALMOND JOY. Then, I let her have my CHOCOA
TACO. She let out little SNICKERS and moaned,
"OH, HENRY, it feels GOOD & PLENTY. Even better
than the 3 MUSKETEERS. OH, those beautiful
SUGAR BABIES!! She asked if I was into M&MS. I
said, "Why don't you take my WHAT CHA MA CALL
IT and slip it in your BIT O' HONEY and feel my
MILKY WAY?" Hey, I know men are from MARS and
women are from Venus, but soon she began to
get a little bit CHUNKY and nine months later........
out came BABY RUTH.