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Go ahead...tell us what you're having for dinner - we can't wait! Got a cute pic of kitty peeking out of a paper bag? Post it! We live for that stuff!
Math addict? How about a refresher on the Pythagorean Theorem?
Like macaroni and cheese? Tell us why!
So even if you're not a writer or a poet (yet), there's still plenty of fun things to do at the Armadillo!
Oh baby, oh baby!
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Permalink Reply by Westerly_2 on
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not a very good one.
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You got that right! (And I forgot to watch.)
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I have a metro phone, and there must be a high turnover of number recycling, apparently. For awhile I was getting texts from Chase Bank with somebody's last four on it, telling me his daily balance if it fell below a certain # he and his bank agreed on. Some days he was in the minuses.
I think that was the same fellow who got calls from creditors instructing him to respond .All that finally fell off.
Yesterday I got a text from a # I didn't know, saying: "Jackpot. Hit me when U ready to fire. Got purple diesel, super silver, cherry pie and white gold,"
Me: wrong number. No fire here.
Them: This ain't Geronimos number?
Me: Nope. Must must have had the number before me.I've had it about a year.
Them: Sorry. My bad.
Me: No prob. Good luck lighting your fire.
Life is interesting, isn't it?
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Yeah, I've been thinking of looking into that.
Imagine having such diverse products for sale all under the same roof - everything from diesel fuel to cherry pies, and silver and gold coins, apparently. And now I have his number! I wonder if he has Greek desserts and window treatments, support hose and diabetic sox. My friend's son, the state trooper, collects gold coins. I should tell him about this guy.
There's no end to how far your entrepreneurship can reach these days.
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Permalink Reply by Bmichael on
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Hmm...if you decide to tell the cop...I would then urge you to consider changing the phone number...plastic surgery, the witness protection program, and setting down new roots in...perhaps Paraguay.
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Oh, boy. Do I get a personality transplant, too? Do I get to choose someone from history? Can I be Mary Pickford or Annette Funicello?
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If you wish...however, I just checked stock - currently all that's available is Mitch McConnell and OctoMom.
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Really, those guys aren't in high demand? I'm surprised.
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The headline in the local daily paper caught my eye: "Police Arrest 2 seniors in Burning of ...High School Stage".
I envisioned an angry mob of retirees storming the high school auditorium with their walkers and canes. But why? For what cause was their support hose in a snarl? Why was their sparse white hair on fire?
Alas, the seniors in question were 4th year students at the high school. Silly me.
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