Tricks Secret Drinkers Use

[Westerly_2]

Tricks Secret Drinkers Use to Keep the Scolds at Bay

 

                1 – Pour your morning beer into a big coffee mug. This is an effective misdirection until your visiting sis wanders out looking for the coffee pot.

 

                2 – Nestle your little cocktail glass into a shoe behind the ottoman you are sitting on when your in-laws are driving you crazy. When you smile and cackle inappropriately, you can credit their marvelous wit and humor. “You’re such a sketch” will work fine.

 

                3 – Pour your wine into an empty soda can. The kind of wine you can afford won’t lose a points from sloshing around in an aluminum tube with a hole on top. And everyone will think you are so edgy and spontaneous

 

.               4- your turn to add booze-hiding stories of interest, from personal experience, or hearsay.

 

[Carol T]

Unfortunately, I have no booze-hiding stories.  All my friends and relatives have been up front about their drinking.