This is completely just for laughs.... Do NOT think of posting anything serious or thought provoking here...EVER!
I mean it...... :-)
This made me laugh TeeBubbaDee!
What are the lighted things? Cause I want a pair.
A man went to the doctor complaining that his wife could barely hear. The doctor suggested a simple test to find out the extent of the problem. “Stand far behind her and ask her a question, and then slowly move up and see how far away you are when she first responds.” The old man excited to finally be working on a solution for the problem, runs home and sees his wife preparing supper. "Honey,” the man asks standing around 20 feet away, “what’s for supper?” After receiving no response he tried it again 15 feet away, and again no response. Then again at 10 feet away; again no response. Finally, he was 5 feet away “honey what’s for supper?”
She turns around, hands cupped around her mouth and yells, “For the fourth time, we’re having lasagna!”
Funny! Could be a true story too. I won't mention who it could be true for...
It's long but it's Ellen! Feel like laughing? Okay then...