You're killing me Smalls.....

[Jaylee53]

This is completely just for laughs.... Do NOT think of posting anything serious or thought provoking here...EVER!

 

http://youtu.be/nGeKSiCQkPw

 

 

 

I mean it...... :-)

[TeeBubbaDee]

[TeeBubbaDee]

I'm pretty sure I'm not confused.

[Aggie]

A nurse from was on duty in the emergency department, when a punk rocker entered.

This young woman had purple hair styled into a Mohawk, a variety of
tattoos and strange clothing.

It was determined that the patient had acute appendicitis and was scheduled for immediate surgery.

When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff found that her pubic hair had been dyed green and above it was a tattoo reading:
"Keep off the grass."

After the prep and the surgery, the surgeon added a small note to the dressing, which said:
"Sorry, had to mow the lawn!"

[TeeBubbaDee]

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[Aggie]

FULL BODY SCANS AT CANADIAN AIRPORTS

CATSA disclosed the following Airport Screening Results
December 2012 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening From CATSA :

Terrorists Discovered
0

Transvestites
133

Hernias
1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases
3,172

Enlarged Prostates
8,249

Breast Implants
59,350

Natural Blondes
3

[TeeBubbaDee]

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[TeeBubbaDee]

[TeeBubbaDee]

[TeeBubbaDee]

I always wondered if brown eggs came out the wrong hole?

[TeeBubbaDee]