TBD

TBD on Ning

This is completely just for laughs.... Do NOT think of posting anything serious or thought provoking here...EVER!

 

http://youtu.be/nGeKSiCQkPw

 

 

 

I mean it...... :-)

Tags: dead thread, key holder, roflmao, tickle me please

Views: 15949

Replies to This Discussion

Well, it isn't anymore.

So much for that trophy fish.

looks fishy

Me too!!!

Happy Nuther Year!

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor.. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'

And thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

Not very many people know this.

That actually makes sense.

"You cannot taste me, until You undress me?"
-Banana.

"You cannot eat me unless You lick me"
- Ice cream.

"You can not play with me unless You blow me"
- Balloon.

"You can not enjoy me unless You suck me"
- Lollypop.

"You make me wet & put me in your mouth everyday"
- Toothbrush.

And the most killer one
"You can not enjoy me unless You spread me"
Butter

Ahhh... Aggie, It all makes sense, except that I have enjoyed butter by the mouthful.  ;-)

RSS

Badge

Loading…

© 2020   Created by Aggie.   Powered by

Badges  |  Report an Issue  |  Terms of Service