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I mean it...... :-)
Damn.....that's where I always carry my 'valuables'.
Awright......where'd you find that????
I was told it had been destroyed years ago.
Bob, your "valuables" were destroyed years ago. Bet that disappoints the Yankee Girl.
Nope, I know where he keeps the $$!
Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
1st customer: "I'll have tea."
2nd customer: "Me, too -- and be sure the glass is clean!"
(Waiter exits, returns)
Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"
When vultures fly, are they allowed carrion luggage?