Right now take-out Chinese sounds good. Except my favorite place doesn't deliver and I don't want to go out. In the heat. And the rain. And the Tornado warning.
Do you like Chinese food?
Ha Ha Ha!! Went out tonight. Talked to some complete strangers across from us for about 10 min. When we asked for our bill, we found out it had already been paid.
Had a teeny tiny piece of steak last night with a can of corn. Mini snickers and peanutbutter cups for dessert.
Made a pot of spaghetti sauce. Probably have it 2 nights, and then freeze the rest.
spaghetti might go good with that sauce.
Spaghetti? Crap, I knew I forgot something.
Can of chili with the dog on it.
roll that bee-yoo-tee-ful bean footage.
Single v Engaged v Married
Three sheilas were having a girl's night out and talked about their blokes.
The single sheila said, "Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my bloke's office wearing a leather coat.
When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that he rooted me on his desk right then and there!"
The engaged sheila giggled and said, "That's pretty much my story! When my bloke got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stilettos. He was so turned on that we not only had sex all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!"
The married sheila put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume.
I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask.
When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?'"