This is an oldie but a goodie:
What would you like on your tombstone? (Aside from black olives and extra cheese), or how would you like to be remembered?
That is very awesome (do they use the word 'awesome' anymore?)
I don't know if they use it, but it seems you do.
I do, and in an awesome kind of way.
Here lies a writer named michael,
I've heard he was an ok guy
but now he'll sharpen his pencils
on the other side of the sky.
(or so we hope!)
No tombstone for me. Just ashes in the wind.