The Mayan calendar didn't account for leap year, so the the world should have ended 7 months a go.
Note to self: Be sure to wear clean underwear that day.
I bought extra bullets.
I think the world did end 7 months ago, but as usual, they forgot to tell me.
Rejoice! You must've been Raptured?
Wait, that means I was raptured too. That can't be right.
i thought i was raptured too but the doctor says it was just a slight strain..
Set my clock and see what happens.....:-)
Oh, gosh! I've still got to get the carpets cleaned!
I gotta get a haircut, have my teeth cleaned, and dust the top of the TV.
Make sure my last check bounces.....:-)