A Dog's Philosophy..

[Letha Robinson]

Dog
Philosophy

There
is more truth than poetry to these...

The
reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of
his tongue.
-Anonymous

Don't
accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
wonderful.
-Ann Landers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die
I want to go where they went.
-Will Rogers

There
is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your
face.

-Ben Williams

A
dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
himself.
-Josh
Billings

The average dog is a
nicer person than the average person.
-Andy
Rooney

We
give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can
spare.
And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal
man has ever made.

-M. Acklam

Dogs
love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people,

who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and
hate.
-Sigmund
Freud

I wonder if other
dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

-Rita Rudner

A dog teaches us fidelity, perseverance, &
to turn around three times before lying down.
-Robert
Benchley

Anybody who doesn't know
what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P.
Jones

If
I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have
known will go to heaven, and very, very few
persons.

-James
Thurber

If your dog is fat,
you aren't getting enough exercise
-Unknown

My dog is worried about the
economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog
money!
-Joe Weinstein

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I
mean, here we come from a grocery with the most amazing haul, chicken,
pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!

-Anne Tyler

Women and cats will do as they please, and men
and dogs should just relax and get used to it.

-Robert A. Heinlein

If
you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite
you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

-Mark
Twain

You can say any foolish
thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says,

'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of
that!'
- Dave Barry

Dogs
are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

-Roger
Caras

If you think dogs
can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give
him only two of them.
-Phil
Pastoret

My
goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am.