Texas! My Texas! I just love living here Y'all.
Here one more reason why you should move here.
It's mostly, harmless to humans. Mostly!
"You don't have to be a Kardashian to stand out on the Internet — all you need is at least 20 pairs of bright-yellow legs, a gleaming red head and venomous fangs."
See complete Yahoo/Live Science article: Giant Redhead
Hey! . . . It could be worst. You could be living in Australia.
Oh yeah, we even had a man-eating alligator in East Texas. That critter was taken out ( killed ) last week.
Centipedes are just about the only creatures that really creep me out. Probably the only ones except scorpions, I hear you have your share of those in Texas as well.
I stayed with my kid cousins in Port Arthur, Texas one summer.
Every week we had to mow the grass. I told my Mom, every time we mowed we got a shrimp salad.
What do you call those things, Crawdads?
Who needs DeCartes.
You discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car . . .
You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water . . .
You can say 110 degrees without fainting . . .
You eat hot chili to cool your mouth off . . .
You can make sun tea instantly . . .
You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron . . .
You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance . . .
Hotter water comes from the cold water tap than the hot one . . .
It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is moving on the streets . . .
You actually burn your hand opening the car door . . .
Sunscreen is sold year-round, kept at the front of the checkout counter . . .
A formula less than 30 SPF is a joke and you only wear that to go to the corner store . . .
Hot air balloons can't go (at all) . . .
No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car . . .
Your biggest bicycle wreck fear, "what if I get knocked out and lay on the pavement and cook to death"?
You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.