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Battle of the sexes 155 Replies

Started by EddieDingo. Last reply by Aggie Sep 22, 2016.

MY FAIR PROSTATE 2 Replies

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Comment by metub4 on March 19, 2017 at 7:59am

Q: What goes in hard and pink but comes out soft and mushy?

A: Bubblegum -- and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Comment by metub4 on March 19, 2017 at 7:58am

A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs.

When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"

Comment by metub4 on February 9, 2017 at 6:54pm

You know that

LITTLE THING

inside your head that

keeps you from saying things

you shouldn't

____________________________

Yeah, I don't have

one of those

Comment by metub4 on February 9, 2017 at 6:50pm

When you're dead, you don't

know you're dead

It's the same way when

you're stupid

Comment by metub4 on February 9, 2017 at 6:49pm

Be careful when you follow the masses

Sometimes the 'm' is missing

Comment by Aggie on December 23, 2016 at 1:37pm

Once again this year, I’ve had requests for my Whiskey Christmas Cake recipe so here

goes. (I Made mine this morning!!!!)

1 cup sugar
1 tsp. baking powder
1 cup water
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
2 cups dried fruit

Sample a cup of Whiskey to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Whiskey again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the Whiskey is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver Sample the Whiskey to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the Whiskey. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the Whiskey and wipe the counter with the cat.

Comment by Aggie on October 4, 2016 at 6:14pm

Boob bees

Comment by Aggie on September 22, 2016 at 11:48pm

Comment by metub4 on August 13, 2016 at 11:07am

Comment by metub4 on July 2, 2016 at 4:44pm

if you are alone in the forest

and your wife is not around

are you still wrong ?

 

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