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Comment by flippr 2.0 on August 29, 2021 at 8:59am

Comment by Aggie on August 26, 2021 at 7:47pm

I took some frog legs, corn potatoes, and chicken broth, and put them in a crock pot. I call it " ribbit stew".

Comment by flippr 2.0 on August 25, 2021 at 3:16am

i performed a magic trick,i turned my car into a driveway.

Comment by Aggie on August 24, 2021 at 7:53pm

Breaking news!
A man was hit by
a rental car.
He says it Hertz.

Comment by Aggie on August 24, 2021 at 2:13pm

Last night I dreamed I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted!

Comment by Aggie on August 8, 2021 at 5:50pm

Comment by Aggie on July 4, 2021 at 4:23pm

How come there's no Knock Knock joke about America?
Because freedom rings.

Comment by Aggie on June 30, 2021 at 12:31pm

Comment by flippr 2.0 on June 21, 2021 at 6:34am

missed it by a little

Comment by Aggie on June 19, 2021 at 6:51am

Teacher Arrested At Pearson Airport
A high school teacher was arrested today at Toronto's Pearson Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator.
At a press conference, Premier Kathleen Wynne said she believes the man is a member of the notorious extremist Al-Gebra movement.
She did not identify the man, who has been charged by the OPP with carrying weapons of maths instruction.
'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Premier said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like "X" and "Y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns"; but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, "There are three sides to every triangle."
When asked to comment on the arrest, Prime Minister Trudeau said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of maths instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."
Fellow Liberal colleagues told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by any Prime Minister

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