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Keep Laughing!

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THE FUNERAL 7 Replies

Started by Teddy. Last reply by Aggie 11 hours ago.

Battle of the sexes 186 Replies

Started by EddieDingo. Last reply by Aggie on Tuesday.

Blondes, Aggies, Pollocks, Morons, Little Patsy, Lena and Ole 76 Replies

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Comment by Aggie on October 2, 2018 at 2:32pm

Comment by Aggie on September 30, 2018 at 10:36am

I hate people who can't let go of the past.
Debt collectors are the worst.

Comment by Aggie on September 27, 2018 at 7:15pm

I went to CVS Pharmacy, straight to the back, where the Pharmacists' counter is located.
I took out my little brown bottle, along with a teaspoon, and set them up on the counter.
The Pharmacist came over, smiled, and asked if he could help me. I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?
He took the spoon, put a large bit of the liquid on it & tasted it.
Then he spit it out on the floor and began coughing.
When he finally was finished, I asked, "Now, does that taste sweet to you?" The Pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled, "HECK NO!!!" I said, "Oh, thank Goodness! That's a real relief! My doctor told me to have a Pharmacist test my urine for sugar!"
I can never go back to that CVS, but I really don't care, because they aren't very friendly.

Comment by flipper on September 26, 2018 at 12:22pm

Comment by metub4 on September 26, 2018 at 8:08am

There was a man who had worked his whole life in a pickle factory. One day he came home and told his wife that it was time to retire because he had been fired from his job.

 

She began to scream and yell, "You have given them twenty years of devoted service. Why did they fire you?"

 

"For twenty years I've wanted to stick my pecker in the pickle slicer," he explained, "and today I finally did it!"

 

The wife ran over and pulled his pants down to see what damage had been done. "You look okay," she said with a sigh of relief. "So what happened to the pickle slicer?"

 

"Well," he said with hesitation, "they fired her, too and she's going to retire."

Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humour. He will always use it in evidence against you.
— Sir Herbert Beerbohm Tree

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