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I'm going to spend Labor Day putting my liver to work.
If a train station is where the train stops, and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station?
If today is Labor Day, how many babies were born?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke? It doesn't work for me.
The best way to celebrate Labor Day is by filing for unemployment.
In the week before Labor Day, Eli, a dirt-poor country farmer won the Lottery - half a million dollars. So to celebrate, he treated his wife and their four kids to a trip to see the Labor Day parade in New York.
He booked them rooms in the Sheraton International at the corner of Park Circle and Central Park North. They'd never been to anywhere like New York before, in fact they'd never traveled further afield than their local town, so when they got there they were completely bowled over by all the glitz, glamor and excitement of the "Big Apple".
Eli and his son Clem were particularly mesmerized by a shiny box with silver walls in the hotel reception. They'd never before come across doors that could move apart, and then automatically close again, as neither had seen an elevator before. So they were totally amazed when a little old lady entered the shiny box and the doors closed on her. The lights on the wall by the doors flashed for a minute or so, then the doors opened and out stepped a beautiful young woman.
Eli turned to Clem and said, "Son, go get your mother."
If all wealth is gained through labor, why is it that the wealthy never have to do any?
This Labor Day, take comfort in the knowledge that the pressure to have fun this summer is finally off.
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