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Comment by Billy Bones on July 9, 2009 at 9:04pm

Little Johnnie's neighbor had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without
ears.

When mother and new baby came home from
the hospital, Johnnie's family was
invited over to see the baby.

Before they left their house, Little
Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and
explained that the baby had no ears.

His dad also told him that if he so much
mentioned anything about the baby's
missing ears or even said the word ears,
he would get the smacking of his life
when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he
understood completely.

When Johnnie looked in the crib he
said, "What a beautiful baby."
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little
Johnnie.

Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little
feet and beautiful little hands, a cute
little nose and really beautiful eyes.
Can he see?"

"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so
thankful; the Doctor said he will have
20/20 vision."

"That's great", said Little Johnnie, "cuz
he'd be s.o.l. if he needed glasses"

Comment by Carito on July 9, 2009 at 2:55pm

Nothing better than a good laugh!! I need to warm up a little to start with my jokes...so see you later.

Comment by Ron B on July 8, 2009 at 8:40pm

Groucho Marx once said, "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read".

Comment by Ron B on July 8, 2009 at 5:55pm

Laughter is ALWAYS the best medicine.
Ron

Comment by SeaRain on July 8, 2009 at 12:14pm

The Vanilla pudding Robbery

This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which
appeared in The Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the
security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find
one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see
hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.

The robbers cracked the first20safe's combination, and inside they found
only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.

As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, 'At least
we'll have a bit to eat.'

The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but
vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.

They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold.
Instead, all the safes contained covered little bowls of pudding.


Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more
than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read:




'IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING'....

Comment by SeaRain on July 8, 2009 at 9:02am

He didn't l ike the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.

I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.

I pondered for an answer
I was l ooking for a clue.
Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him...
Like his mother used to do.

Comment by jan on June 30, 2009 at 6:48pm

Hi Everyone....I keep searching for groups I recognize...figured this was a "Kat" place...LOL

Comment by Alendar on June 29, 2009 at 8:44pm

I love to laugh! Loud and Long and Clear!

Comment by CAMILA LYNN SASSMANN on June 29, 2009 at 5:00pm

LETS KEEP LAUGHIN MAKE THIS A BETTER PLACE

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