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Comment by MikeMoff on July 29, 2009 at 4:55am
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'
Comment by Tina on July 27, 2009 at 2:37am

Comment by Tina on July 26, 2009 at 12:35am
Billy Did you save the puppy?
Comment by SeaRain on July 25, 2009 at 2:59pm
A day without sunshine is night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Support bacteria. It's the only culture some people have.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
and the best:
Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
Comment by Billy Bones on July 25, 2009 at 7:41am
Funny Animals, Keefers Pictures, Images and Photos
Comment by MikeMoff on July 22, 2009 at 9:31am
A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?'

The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so all mankind was made.'

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.
The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.'

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?'

The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.'
Comment by MikeMoff on July 22, 2009 at 9:02am
Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive That would be no quality of life at all. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

So she got up, unplugged the computer and threw out my wine.

She's such a bitch.
Comment by MikeMoff on July 22, 2009 at 9:00am
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'

'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'
Comment by MikeMoff on July 22, 2009 at 8:58am
A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
Comment by MikeMoff on July 22, 2009 at 8:57am
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM .'
He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

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