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Comment by Lowell Brandon on October 22, 2009 at 10:36am

We see dogs and sometimes we see nuns, but here's something you probably have never seen before - dogs in nun's outfits. The wording at the bottom of the picture is hard to read, but it says, "Hail Mary."

Comment by Lowell Brandon on October 16, 2009 at 4:01pm

Billy Bones' comment in Idiot Sighting reminds me of the time I was going to the Oil Heat Institute in Seattle. The instructor had a tchnician come out to his place to work on the thermostat. Many test meters have a switch which changes the polarity of the test probes, and the technician's meter had this feature. Unfortunately, this idiot spent half an hour loosening the thermostat wires so he couild test the opposite polarity on the thermostat wires, when all he had to do is switch the polarity right on the meter!

Comment by reggie on October 16, 2009 at 1:27pm

that is just telling me that you cant let other people drive you crazy

Comment by Billy Bones on October 16, 2009 at 8:03am

IDIOT SIGHTING:
We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, 'NO, it's not.' Four is larger than two.'

We haven't used Sears repair since.

IDIOT SIGHTING:
My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, 'you gave me too much money. I said 'yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.' She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing.' The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change.

Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.

IDIOT SIGHTING:
I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'

IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceburg lettuce.

IDIOT SIGHTING:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'

Happened in Birmingham, AL

IDIOT SIGHTING:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?'

She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS

IDIOT SIGHTING:
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving the company due to 'downsizing.' Our manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun. We should do this more often.' Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.

This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.

IDIOT SIGHTING:
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.

A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.

IDIOT SIGHTING:
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I distinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!' His reply, 'I know. I already got that side.' This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, MS

STAY ALERT!

They walk among us ... and the scary part is that they VOTE and they REPRODUCE

Comment by Billy Bones on September 25, 2009 at 8:45pm

Topic isn't funny... but this guy is:
Achmed_The_Dead_Terroist.wmv

Comment by reggie on September 25, 2009 at 11:57am

if you was not noisy you would not have got poked in the eye lol lol lol///

Comment by Billy Bones on September 25, 2009 at 9:25am

How I learned to mind my own business...........

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, '13....13....13.'


The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on.....

Some bastard poked me in the eye with a stick!

Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'...

Comment by reggie on September 23, 2009 at 2:51pm

stay away from mommyshe gets crazy when she drinks

Comment by reggie on September 21, 2009 at 4:59pm

last week i vsaw some freinds i have not saw in 25yrs we laughed non-stop from 8o clock until
1oclock the next day i had so much fun it was great

Comment by Margie Arias on September 20, 2009 at 5:12pm

Maxine:

As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember
1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written
An impressive new book. It 's called .......
' Ministers Do More Than Lay People '
2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink
And be Mary.
3. The difference between the Pope and
Your boss, the Pope only expects you
To kiss his ring.
4. My mind works like lightning, One brilliant
Flash and it is gone.
5. The only time the world beats a path to
Your door is if you 're in the bathroom.
6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once.
The seat folded up, the drink spilled and
That ice, well, it really chilled the mood.
7. It used to be only death and taxes
Now, of course, there 's
Shipping and handling, too.
8. A husband is someone who, after taking
The trash out, gives the impression that
He just cleaned the whole house.
9 My next house will have no kitchen - just
Vending machines and a large trash can.
10. A blonde said, ' I was worried that my
Mechanic might try to rip me off.
I was relieved when he told me all
I needed was turn signal fluid. '
11. Definition of a teenager?
God's punishment for enjoying sex.
12. As you slide down the banister of life, may
The splinters never point the wrong way

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