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I stopped at a fast-food restaurant recently. I was fascinated by a sign which offered Fat-Free French Fries. I decided to give them a try.
I was dismayed when the clerk pulled a basket of fries from the fryer, which was dripping with fat. He filled a bag with these fries and put them in my order.
"Just a minute!" I said. "Those aren't fat-free."
"Yes, they are. We only charge for the potatoes . . . the fat is free!"
A blonde goes to a dry cleaners and drops off a dress.
The lady says "Come again!"
"No this time it is tooth paste."
I went down the local 24 hour grocery store. When I got there, a guy was locking the door. I said, "the sigh says open 24 hours." He said, "Sure, but not in a row."
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