A man walks into a psychiatrist's office in a state of great distress. The doctor asks him what the matter is and the man replies, "Well, I keep having these vivid hallucinations that I'm a dog! You've got to help me doctor, it's ruining my life!" "Settle down," replies the psychiatrist, "Just lie down on the couch over there, and maybe we can start to get to the bottom of this." "Oh no, I can't do that," says the man, "I'm not allowed on the furniture!"
a man sitting in his doctor's office says,doc,you gotta help me,my hemmoroids are killing me.
Doc asks,Is that why you're sitting on that bean bag chair?
The guy says "Look again ,Doc."