Sports Quotes

[CaliforniaNow]

Anybody got one?  I'll bet someone has some Casey Stengel stuff memorized.  The only thing I know off the top of my head is that one about, "Golf:  a good walk spoiled."

[officerripley]

I think it was Yogi Berra who supposedly, when one of his players asked him, "Hey, Yogi, what time is it?" and he replied, "You mean right now?"

[Johnnieboy]

 

Yogi looking dapper in his white suit gets into an elevator with a young beauty. She sez, "Hey Yogi you look cool." He sez, "Thanks, You don't look so hot yourself."

Then there was the restaurant the guys wanted to go to. Yogi sez, "Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.'

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

 

[imaginethat]

Wilt Chamberlain...They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds.

[CaliforniaNow]

First they quit the plug, then they quit the dip, then they quit steroids - what's next? 

 

I think it was Jose Canseco who said, "It's not how good you feel when you smoke, it's how bad you feel when you don't."

[flippr 2.0]

I wanna go fast

                           -Ricky Bobby

[LoveLife&Laughter]

I just got rid of my sofa and replaced it with a ping pong table. I think this is the best decision I have made in months.