An alarm clock.
can of soup
the list is too long. A knife sharpener (he noticed my knives were dull). Beige towels that were all monogramed with a Large C and a matching bathrobe also with a C. A purple sweater, which wasn't bad, except I had the same identical one, his reasoning was he noticed how much I liked it and thought maybe I would want 2. Foot, hand, skin massagers, who has time for that. It goes on and on. I dreaded xmas and birthdays with my ex. I kept telling him not to get me anything.
Every year a used book from my cousin, the owner of a used book shop. Most her books she got for free, and if not for free she never paid more than 50 cents. I didn't feel very special considering what I paid for her presents.
The'n there's my ex-wife. Birthdays and Xmas I got 1 "Soap-On-A-Rope", anniversaries nothing. Why did I divorce her you ask? ...
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