This is completely just for laughs.... Do NOT think of posting anything serious or thought provoking here...EVER!
I mean it...... :-)
The scene: in a vast, painted desert, a cowboy faces his horse.
Cowboy: "Well, you've been a pretty good hoss, I guess. Hardworkin'.
Not the fastest critter I ever come across, but always dependable..."
Horse: "No, stupid, not feed*back*. I said I wanted a feed*bag*.
That's what I use.....especially with Mexican food and anything chocolate.
You've got more will power than me Bob.
I've become immune to the arrows.
Just doin my job Jaylee.