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You're killing me Smalls.....
This is completely just for laughs.... Do NOT think of posting anything serious or thought provoking here...EVER!
I mean it...... :-)
Tags: dead thread, key holder, roflmao, tickle me please
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Permalink Reply by TeeBubbaDee on
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Permalink Reply by Aggie on
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Well one day Harry the Eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his darling of 10 glorious years.
After a while when she didn't return he went looking and found her. She had been hit by a truck and was dead!
Harry was devastated, but after about six minutes of mourning he decided that he must get himself another mate, but since there weren't any lady eagles available he'd have to cross the feather barrier.
So he flew off to find a new mate. He found a lovely dove and brought her back to the nest.
The sex was good but all the dove would say is .......... 'I am a DOVE, I want to love! I am a DOVE, I want to love!'
Well this so got on Harry's nerves so he kicked the dove out of the nest and flew off once more to find a mate..
He soon found a very sexy loon and brought her back to the nest. Again the sex was good but all the loon would say is........
'I am a LOON, I want to spoon! I am a LOON, I want to spoon!' So out with the loon.
Once more he flew off to find a mate. This time he found a gorgeous duck and he brought the duck back to the nest. This time the sex was great, but all the duck would say was.....
NO, The duck didn't say THAT!
...Don't be SO disgusting!
The duck said....
'I am a DRAKE,
You made a MISTAKE!! -
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Permalink Reply by Bob Stepp on
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Yeah, see....??? the obvious would have gotten you censored, thrown out of the group, shunned by all civilized folk and barred from all social networks.
Good joke though....
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Permalink Reply by redhand on
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Them's all right 'cept fer "seizure". Should be sumpin' like "Pull yer pants up, I seizure crack".
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Seems like you have put some thought into this redhand.
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Father calls home and his young daughter picks up….
Hello?
Hi honey.
This is daddy. Is mommy near the phone?
No, daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Gabe.After a brief pause, daddy says,
But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Gabe.
Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with mommy,
right now..Brief Pause.
Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.
Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs
and knock on the bedroom door and shout to mommy
that daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.
Okay, daddy, Just a minute.A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
I did it, daddy.
And what happened, honey?Well, mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser… and now she isn't moving at all!
Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Gabe?
He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.
He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window
and into the swimming pool… but I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.Long Pause
Longer Pause
Even Longer Pause
Then daddy says,
Swimming pool? ........ Is this 486-5731?
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