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I mean it...... :-)

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Nice flip flops. La La La La fingers covering eyes,

Fox News finally got it right about Sarah Palin.


Too funny!!!!!!!

Maybe cat kabobs for dinner??


This was forwared to me by friend, and thought I would share.


Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small.  Instead of characteristically telling
me it’s not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
“If you want your breasts to grow, then take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds every day.” 
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front
of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. “How long will this take?” I ask.
“They will grow larger over a period of years,” my husband replies. 
I stopped. “Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?” 
Without missing a beat he says, “Worked for your butt didn't it?”
He’s still alive, and with a great deal of therapy he may even walk again,
although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.
Stupid, stupid man!

Q: What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Xmas?

A: Cancer.

...so Little Johnnie's mom decided to get a second opinion and the doctor told her he didn't have cancer but instead had developed paraneoplastic syndrome. However the doctor told Little Johnnie's mom, "I have perfected a radical new procedure to graft bodies on heads. I can help Little Johnnie lead a normal life." 

Little Johnnie's mom was so happy and went upstairs to tell Little Johnnie the good news. "Little Johnnie - I have a  wonderful surprise for you"


Little Johnnie looked at her and screamed, "Oh NOOO, not another fuckin' hat"




...now that Little Johnnie had arms and legs he decided to sneak outside and go to the store and get some ice cream. Soon afterward his mom heard a knock at the door and when she answered it there was a policeman. He said "I have bad news for you. Little Johnnie dropped his ice cream cone." Little Johnnie's mom said, "Oh that's not so bad. How did he drop it?" The policeman says "When he got run over by a bus."
Now that is funny!

Wow Kooner.

I am reminded of the old cliche... the pot calling the kettle black...




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