You're killing me Smalls.....

[Jaylee53]

This is completely just for laughs.... Do NOT think of posting anything serious or thought provoking here...EVER!

 

http://youtu.be/nGeKSiCQkPw

 

 

 

I mean it...... :-)

[Stir Young]

Pure Michigan Campaign.....yup, I remember it.  Wasn't it supposed to turn things around here, through tourism?

I wonder if it worked?

[Bob Stepp]

Sure it did. I've been there several times over the past few months.

Wait.......not sure I could be classified as a tourist though.

*Almost got put on a terrorist watch list once.*

[Stir Young]

Yeah, I'm thinking "tourist" wouldn't really be the right term to use in your case. 

[Bob Stepp]

I did however contribute to the economy there.

[Stir Young]

Let me ask you, did you get any souvenirs while you were here?

[Bob Stepp]

Welll....er....not really, but yeah sort of...maybe....not what I could pack in a suitcase though.

Oh yeah....I picked up a couple of rocks....was i supposed to pay for 'em???

[Stir Young]

A couple of rocks, huh?  Well, the next time you come up this way, bring us a couple of tumbleweeds, and we'll call it good.

[Bob Stepp]

I am bringing a cactus....will that do???

[Stir Young]

Uh....one cactus?  You'll have to sweeten the pot with something else too.  Maybe a matchbook from Gilley's, or Willie's home phone number.

[Bob Stepp]

I didn't post anything thought provoking here, did I?

Not supposed to do that on this thread.....according to the creator of said thread.

[Bob Stepp]

Reply by Stir Young 13 minutes ago
"Uh....one cactus? You'll have to sweeten the pot with something else too. Maybe a matchbook from Gilley's, or Willie's home phone number."

How about a matchbook from Billy Bob's in Ft. Worth and a dry cow patty from the pasture where Willy was raised?

[Bob Stepp]

......Or I could promise NOT to bring any grassburrs or fire ants.