Right now take-out Chinese sounds good. Except my favorite place doesn't deliver and I don't want to go out. In the heat. And the rain. And the Tornado warning.
Steamed brussel sprouts, sauted tilapia and a slice of bread with artifical butter. Maybe some plain yogurt for dessert with a little something to give it some taste.
You need to get your butt over here so that I can cook you up some healthy food that tastes delicious. You won't even remember the Greasy Spoon when I get done with you.