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Go ahead...tell us what you're having for dinner - we can't wait! Got a cute pic of kitty peeking out of a paper bag? Post it! We live for that stuff!
Math addict? How about a refresher on the Pythagorean Theorem?
Like macaroni and cheese? Tell us why!
So even if you're not a writer or a poet (yet), there's still plenty of fun things to do at the Armadillo!
Oh baby, oh baby!
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Permalink Reply by Bmichael on
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B checks his watch again…7:30 pm…still no sign of the press.
“Hmm…maybe I should call them again…”
Scanning the empty gymnasium, he spots a figure moving along the back wall.
“Hello there! “he calls out.
The figure stops.
“Hi! I’m Bmichael…and I’m running for the President of the United States!”
“Do you have any questions for me?”
A distant voice calls out “Sure do…what time is it?”
B checks his watch again…”It’s 7:31pm.”
“Cool” says the voice from the back.
“Umm…do you have any other questions for me?”
“Nahhh…that’s it – quittin’ time”
B smiles and waves.
“Have a good evening…and don’t forget to vote!”
B takes out his tablet and types “first thing, am…check the latest polls.”
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Permalink Reply by Westerly_2 on
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:^} Love it!
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aww...thanks, you guys.
One of the first things I'm gonna do when I'm the President is make it mandatory for all citizens of the US to join the Ranch.
That'll improve participation.
oh..and by the way...Westerly...you handle it...I'll be pretty busy.
Jajaja!
(and if you think you might need another server, let me know. I'll push it through Congress.)
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Yeah, I think we need 4 paragraphs of praise from your podiatrist while you wait for the copy in your limo, big guy. Need proof.
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My health?
Well, I’d say it’s pretty good overall…except for the rash problem. I’m not sure how to describe it, but it’s kinda gross…and seems to be spreading.
In order to provide transparency…and full disclosure…on this and other issues, I will be uploading pictures of the …ummm…disorder…just as soon as the audit has been completed.
Cheers!
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ok...ok...so if Donald McRonald and company can't win the election on absurd policy, half/no truths, and prejudice...their backup appears to be touting normal blood pressure and good haircuts.
(rolls eyes)
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Permalink Reply by Carol T on
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Hillary released all her medical records, including her mammograms. I think it's safe to say that this is the first time tits have been a formal part of the election process.
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I wanna see Donald McRonald's mammograms...I bet he's got really big ones!
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His testosterone level was "revealed" on the Oz show, swear to God. "That's pretty good," said Oz. Smarmy grins all around.
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