You don't count calories; heck with that!
somewhere in your house is a wind-up watch or clock
false, not any more.
You feature frog likenesses in your landscaping
false, just frogs
tree frogs are the best frogs because they're cute, movable, and they talk until you fall asleep
you have a nightlight to the bathroom
to it, false. in it, true
you're a fence-climber not a gate-searcher
false, gate-searcher, I
you have a private lair you retire to, far off the beaten path
you still own and can operate a padlock
you have a tool shed out back
a different hairstyle can ruin an artist for you
you have been to a live (pop or rock) concert within the last five years
you don't know why anyone would chop down a cherry tree in the first place