TPAM Part Deux

[Slayer Dug]

Since the original TPAM went walk about along with its creator, I would like to bring this discussion back to the forum.

[d's girl]

The person above me washes his clothes by wearing them into the shower.

[d's girl]

hmmm... hadn't thought of that.
Remember the vests & dresses in the 70's made out of pop tops?

TPAM wants a pop top halter to wear to the beach.

[stillgoing]

TPA the TPAM knows I have an extensive collection of bottle openers.

TPAM has a very deep closet of breakaway clothing.

[d's girl]

TPAM has a pair of red sequined shoes & wears them on Saturday nights as she watches The Wizard of Oz, anxiously awaiting the last scene when she can jump up, pretend she's Dorothy, click her prized ruby slippers 3 times, whispering, "there's no place like home. there's no place like home. there's no place like home!"

I can so imagine you doing this, Aggie!
(would you take a pic for us? '-)

[Chez moi]

It appears TPAM likes shiny things...

[stillgoing]

Yes to the clothes in action...

TPAM has a funny definition of wand, but I suppose any port in a storm.

[BethD]

tpam likes to tap dance in jockey silks

[stillgoing]

TPAM loves to put jockey silks on the floor.

BTW never let a cheap shot go by...hehe

[d's girl]

TPAM is called "Cheap Shots" at his local pub.

[Snagg]

A "Cheap Shot" - A jigger of Old Overcoat in a dirty glass, followed by a chaser of bar rag squeezings.

None for me, thanks - I'm driving.

[Chez moi]

TPAM knows all the recipes and was seen doing the hippie shake with his hip flask last time he was drinking within walking distance of home...

...that is, out by the mailbox...

,-D

[Snagg]

Our mailbox is screwed to the wall directly to the left of our front door, out on the porch. And it can be a damned long distance from the front porch back through the front door, when the stars have been improperly aligned...I speak from experience or something.

TPAM knows all the constellations...The Big Dipper, The Crusty Old Salt, The Maidenform Bra Model, Hossenpheffer the Stewer of Wild Game, Pisser quad Moerer (the Snivelling Little Shits), Pathogea the Bringer of Dysentery and Ralph the Wonder Llama.

Oh, and Mystical Mariah the Moose-Biting Canuck.